Ok, well it doesn't taste just like caesar but it sure is yummy. Do not use the large, juicy garlic, use the small, strong garlic heads. The smaller types of garlic that are the long storing kind reacts best with the olive oil. You'll know you have the right kind if it blends up creamy-like even before you add the hemp seeds.
1/3 cup olive oil
1 T light miso
1 medium sized garlic clove
3 T water
Blend the above in a tiny blender then add the hemp seeds
2 T hemp seeds
De-stem the washed kale or destem then wash and slice into very small slices. Then massage this dressing into the kale till it reduces in volume by 1/4 to 1/3.